Wednesday, October 04, 2006

The Study of the Great but Wriddle-Bear

I figured that UD would inspire new interests, and I am surprised to find that one of those new hobbies includes the migratory patterns as well as eating and sleeping habits of certain striking species. One which I have tracked and well documented today is a very rare and endangered species called the Bwiggy-Bear. It, or rather she, displays very particular preferences in her behavior which require careful attention. To begin with, she is generally seen with a companion and the two together display very peculiar eating habits. The creatures will in fact travel exorbitant distances to ensure the best environment in which to consume their prey. Not contented with the areas common to other, lowly species they search until a locale with a dominant character has been procured. After this has been achieved, the magnificent creatures noticably settle into a posture of relaxation and recreation, namely, the viewing of a series of scenes captured on camera of creatures with a vaguely similar disposition, or at least sense of humor. Unfortunately, on occassion, such locales of dominance are overtaken by slightly more powerful creatures requiring such places for board meetings. The Great but Wriddle Bear ascents gracefully enough, acknowledging an obvious defeat. Immediately following such exercises, the Wriddle Bear parts ways with her companion (who leaves to meet with the male courting for her attention) and seeks out a cove of solitude and quiet in which to digest. Now would be an excellent time to explain that this lovely specimen of God's Creation is only endangered because she is under attack by callous people! This intelligent animal thrives on the above mentioned patterns and habits and these environments themselves are under attack! Soon the Wriddle Bear may not be able to eat in the Meeting Room of dominance. Save the Wriddle Bear! And save the Cove of Quiet!

I hope to one day capture the migratory patterns and particular habits of a very fine species closely related to the Wriddle Bear, who strongly resembles a fox (in his foxiness), but he is difficult to track due to his excessive mobility. I hope that soon I will manage to accurately track his schedule.

4 comments:

About the Author said...

Wow...never thought I would hear of a McNallyologist...but I think that the world may have its first!

Brigid said...

Meghan,

Interesting, Intriguing, delightful, captivating. This is some of your best work. I'd love to see more of this kind (continuing the observation of one 'Bwiggy-bear' as the world is in desperate need of her documentation) in the future. Very well done. Great photos. Keep em coming! :)

Thomas Peters said...

pics. finally.

... now I have nothing to complain about. :)

word verification of the day: "mpoovwor" ("improver" in bwiggy-talk)

Meghan said...

He lives!

Now I have nothing to complain about.