First, you break from your cocoon to a new place with high hopes for an auspicious college career.
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Then, disappointed and abused, you go on the defensive.
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You end jaded by throwing yourself from the precipice of that same alma mater (not for the sake of self-destruction but rather for the dubious satisfaction of turning your ankle and suing the institution.)
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My...such hostility! Shocked I be...or as my "code word" would have it "aoghastw" which just means "aghast" but with a little more culture.
It's not hostility, Brendon. It is good-natured humor to prevent any untoward violence. If anything it is preemptive.
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