Sunday, November 13, 2005

The Pasta Diet

1) You walka pasta da bakery.
2) You walka pasta da candy store.
3) You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.
4) You walka pasta da table and fridge.

And for those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all the conflicting medical studies:
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heartattacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heartattacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausage and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you

4 comments:

Angelie said...

That is so brilliant it's amazing no one thought of it before now. And eskimos eat raw fish and seal blubber. And no problems. I vote we all start speaking iber-ibe and institute a chocolate cake diet.

Thomas Peters said...

scheise!! mein herz!!

Brigid said...

parlez-vous francais?

Princess Torie said...

Tre evviva per il vino e la pasta! Mangiamo!