Belatedness: and Blame-Shifting

Due to terrible and peevish quality of the dial-up my parents have to endure I was not available to announce my boyfriend's birthday strictly at midnight on the 10th. (Also, I was on the phone with him at midnight so that wouldn't have worked anyhow.) So, two days late:

Happy 23rd Birthday, Sean f. McNally!

I would love to take you here for your birthday...

and buy you several of these...

In the absence of this though, here are my good wishes: may your 23rd year be filled with blessings and much happiness.

-Me